Although we here at daltongn.com strive to be hip, with-it,
contemporary, cutting-edge, au courant, tres chic and too cool for school, we recognize
that we but stand on the shoulders of our founder, Palisades Thorncastle IV. Palisades, (we like to think that if we would
have known him, we would be on a first name basis) left us a legacy of striving
to shatter the banal, the trite, the shop worn, the cliché, and the oh-so-fifteen
minutes ago. We derive our mission of
pursuing the eclectic, the eccentric, ecstatic, the electrifying and the
enduring from Pal (we would like to think that had he but known us, we would
have been included in his inner circle, so much so that we could have addressed
him by his pun of a nickname). The drawing
you see above was discovered during the renovation of the downtown Albany, NY home
of daltongn.com CEO Mark Dalton, which dates back to 1871. On the back of this self portrait, in tortured
handwriting that makes the penmanship of Eugene O’Neill seem like the work of a
12th century monastic illuminator, reads Pal’s charge to us: “Do
whatever the hell you want.” Alas,
Palisades Thorncastle IV has been lost to the vicissitudes of History. Even the renowned novelist and guardian of
Albany lore, William Kennedy, could not trace the Thorncastlian footsteps back to
the wellspring that spewed forth, geyser-like, the inspiration for
daltongn.com. It is a heavy burden, the
mantle bequeathed by the enigmatic Palisades Thorncastle IV, but it is a burden
we shoulder happily, as we trudge forward, one weary step after weary step,
pushing Thorncastle’s boulder up the hill like Sisyphus, hoping that one glorious
day, we will finally wrestle that imponderable rock over the summit, and
experience the joy of watching it careening downward, and smashing into the
home or car of some sucker who truly deserved it.